i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I can't turn off my feet"
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I am naked and annoyed.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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