I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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