GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Randomize
