I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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