if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
