david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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