In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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