And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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