consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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