just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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