we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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