there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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