i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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