Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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