shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
