He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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