me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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