I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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