He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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