Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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