Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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