i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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