Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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