i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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