I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Let's paint friendship bongs
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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