so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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