It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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