butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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