These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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