If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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