STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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