Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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