apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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