I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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