Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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