watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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