haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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