Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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