Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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