you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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