Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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