You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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