Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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