I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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