I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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