Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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