? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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