That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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