should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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