If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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