no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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