i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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