her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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